The one where Taz is scarred from learning about Jinns in a man's urethra, Zahra eats her way through an edible burka and both get into a Hijarbie vs Jihottie pillow fight.
Homework: Links for Episode #14
In our sexy episode of #GoodMuslimBadMuslim we talk about a lot of fun fun stuff. Special thanks to Ellen & Eric for making this show happen this month! Follow the hot links below:
In case you needed to know what a Jinn looks like. (Source: Al-Jinn by Ahmad Sakr)
Careful - a shaitan might be in your man's urethra (Source: Al-Jinn by Ahmad Sakr)
- The organization HEART is releasing a book for Muslims on their wedding night.
- The Joy Of Sex was first published in the 1970s.
- For your halal sex needs we now have the Halal Sex Shop, open now in the UK.
- Check out the book Love, Inshallah which Zahra and Taz are both in!
- You can read the book Al-Jinn by Ahmed Sakr online here.
- Jihotties are getting sent over to Daesh for their sexual needs.
- But the ISIS sex slaves escaped and have started their own army.
- The sex-positive Muslim women of the Tuareg Tribe from the Sahara.
- President Obama went to go visit a mosque for the first time of his presidency.
- Ben Carson affirms #MuslimCrazy and says all Muslims are schizophrenic for living in a Democracy.
- South Carolina's House government bans Shahria Law, in a sweeping original move.
- Hijarbie Barbie is a fashionable thing now.
- The edible burka art project from Afghani Behnaz Babazadeh is simply scrumptious.
- Serial Podcast is back - listen to Asia McClain take the stand for Adnan Syed.
- This Absurd FBI Site Teaches Teens to Spot Violent Extremists (very very very poorly) over at Gizmodo.
- ACLU just put in a FOIA request to see what the FBI is doing behind Countering Violent Extremism program.
013 - LIVE from University of Michigan
The one where Zahra & Taz celebrate their anniversary in Michigan. Zahra discovers Sharia creeping into the GOP and Taz uncovers the Muslimification of her exes.
Homework: Links for Episode #13
Thank you so much to University of Michigan's South Asian Awareness Network for hosting us for this episode of #GoodMuslimBadMuslim! Check out the following links to follow along to Episode #13 - Live From University of Michigan:
- Zahra and Taz were in Oprah Magazine as a Must Listen Podcast!
- Hamptramack, Michigan has a Muslim majority City Council. They even refer to themselves as BanglaTown!
- Governor Snyder rejected refugees from coming to Michigan.
- Flint, Michigan crisis and what the emails have shown us.
- Sterling Heights in Michigan rejected having a mosque getting built for fear of ISIS.
- Dolce & Gabbana release fancy shmancy high end hijabs.
- Zahra & Taz were guests on the Denzel Washington is the Greatest Actor of All Time Podcast talking about the movie The Siege. And then they invented a drinking game.
- Favianna Rodriguez is an amazing radical brown artist.
- Republicans want to bomb Agrabah, the fictional city from the Disney movie Aladdin.
- Not Without My Daughter was a big deal movie to Iranians.
- Sarah Palin endorses Trump.
- A hijabi woman showed up to a Trump rally and people got mad.
- The 2011 Hijabi Flashmob Taz and crew did at the RightOnline conference.
- The movie The Muslims Are Coming is very different now.
- Why Precisely is Bernie Sanders Against Reparations? by Ta-Nehisi Coates in The Atlantic.
- Nikki Haley was under bright lights at State of the Union Address.
- We the BEST because DJ Khaled is on Snapchat and said so. Here's an Old People's Guide to DJ Khaled.
- Dalia Mogahed on The Daily Show talking about the hijab gets our Good Muslim Award for this month.
- Taz's #MuslimVDay Cards were on Buzzfeed!
Awesome crowd at SAAN!
Magic Lamp from Dearborn, MI
The Seige.
Media Roundup: Bring on 2016
We can't believe that it's only been a year since we started the #GoodMuslimBadMuslim podcast - and what a ride it's been! Check out some of our wonderful media hits from the second half of 2015. Thank you for spreading that #GoodMuslimBadMuslim love! Keep using that hashtag and sending us your questions& topics! And if you are in the media, do hit us up - we'd LOVE to talk to you!
We've Been Writing
In the aftermath of the #SanBernardino shooting, we've both been thinking and writing. Be sure to check out our pieces:
Zahra Noorbakhsh in A Self-Care Guide to Counter Trump Fatigue at Bitch Media, Dec 18, 2015.
“As a host on the show #GoodMuslimBadMuslim, I often get asked the question: What it’s like to be Muslim in today’s political climate? Our monthly podcast has only been out a year, and when interviewed, reporters will often cite a recent Islamophobic hate incident, state what an anomaly it is and make a loose statement of what a coincidence it is that our podcast exists at this time. The truth is over the course of 12 shows, we haven’t been able to go one month without having a hate incident to report on or anti-Muslim micro-aggressions to reflect on. As Muslim Americans, this is a part of our lived experience and if anything, access to social media by this community is only serving to uplift the narratives that had in the past been internalized. ”
“So how do I trump the Trump fatigue? As a writer and a comedian, I feel trapped. Writing about him gives him more attention. Joking about him fuels the naive idea that he’s nothing more than a one-dimensional source of outlandish click-bait entertainment. The truth is, he is far more dangerous than that, and he’s not going away anytime soon. So, how do we take care of ourselves and stay energized in the meantime? ”
012 - Muslim Christmas
The one where Zahra asks Santa Khomeini for presents, Taz explains the origins of the evil Empire, and they cast Muslim Star Wars.
Homework: Links for Episode #12
Can you believe it has been a year of #GoodMuslimBadMuslim-ing? Thanks to the SF Grotto for hosting us for this recording! Check out the following links to follow along to Episode #12: Muslim Christmas:
- We got Wired! Check us out in "5 Women Quashing Preconceptions About Islam on Social Media" in the December 2015 issue.
- Totally fangirled when Glenn Greenwald tweeted about us.
- Zahra writes a piece over at Bitch Magazine called, "A Self-Care Guide To Counter Trump Fatigue."
- Taz writes about what it is like growing up in San Bernardino in aftermath of San Bernardino shootings for Truthout: Islamophobia After San Bernardino.
- There have been lots and lots of hate crimes against people perceived as Muslim since the San Bernardino shootings. Here's a list.
- Somali American child falls to death - hate crime or not is still being debated.
- President Obama addresses the San Bernardino shooting.
- Zahra talks to Neda Ulaby at NPR about What American Muslims Do On Christmas.
- Donald Trump leading in the polls, but Taz isn't sure how.
- Republican party wants to kick Trump out of their party.
- Hasan Minhaj refers to Trump as WISIS - in other words, WHITE ISIS. Which totally makes sense.
- Heaven Points as defined by Zahra in her column The Infidel Husband.
- Princess Leia Hijabi Tutorial
- We Are Better Than This Campaign ad in The New York Times - be sure to sign and show your support!
- Bollywood actor Aamir Khan talks about how the Modi government has created a sense of fear in India.
- Reporters allowed into home of San Bernardino shooters home.
- Millennial Muslims are using apps to date.
- After two years, Taz's monthly Radical Love column has come to an end! Catch up - all the essays will be online right here.
011 - Condemning Condemnation
The one where Zahra uses her telepathic powers and Taz finds out the Statue of Liberty is Muslim.
010 - Muslim-ish
The one where Taz tries dating a White guy and Dartmouth's Millennial Muslims dare Zahra to prove her pepperoni-eating habits. Both women decide that they are smarter than neurosurgeon Ben Carson.
009 - Detox
The one where Zahra goes "off the grid" while Taz wants the hot men out of her life.
008 - Let's Talk about Sex...Ed
The one where Taz gets her sex education through Barbie dolls and Zahra sends an angry letter full of #MuslimRage & #MuslimCrazy to the internet.
007 - Zahra and Taz Take On New York - LIVE
The one where Taz and Zahra meet up in the Big Apple: Zahra becomes an Iranian foreign policy expert because of a joke and Taz declares war on bacon flavored seaweed.
Homework: Links for Episode 7
We recorded this Episode 7 of our podcast in front of a live studio audience in New York City! To follow along, check out the links below.
This month, our Good Muslim award went to The Kominas for this awesome holiday song.
- The awesome DJ Rekha was our dedicated DJ for the whole show and was on stage with us the whole time! Check her out here.
- Our show was opened by comedy sets by Dina Hashem and Azhar Usman.
- We hosted a Poetry A Day for Ramadan writing group. Read our poems here.
- Zahra performed at the Muslim Funny Fest in late July.
- I attended the Netroots Nation conference this year. And I spoke on a panel called, "Love is a Revolutionary Act: Using Culture to Shift Narratives in Communities of Color."
- At the 2011 Netroots Nation, a bunch of us organized a HIjabi Flashmob against the right wing conference.
- #BlackLivesMatter activists stormed the stage at Netroots Nation in 2015 when the presidential candidates were speaking.
- AJ+ news video on Sandra Bland.
- Chattanooga shooting and his diary entries.
- Taz was quoted in an article called, "Why Are We Still Asking Muslims to Condemn Terrorism?"
- Zahra was quoted on a radio news piece called, "#GoodMuslimBadMuslim host ponders Washington's pact with Tehran and asks: When can we go home?"
- Somewhere in New York there is a "Muslim-Free" gun store...
- Flight attendant refused a can of soda to a Hijabi Muslim woman, and now can't interact with customers any more.
- There are 1.57 billion Muslims in the world. In case you were wondering.
- There is bacon-flavored kale now. Also, bacon bits are vegan.
- People in NYC eating at the halal carts don't even know what "halal" means! How creeping shahria is that?
- City of Farmersville, TX, people are scared for the Muslim zombies and are pushing the Muslim graves out of their city.
- Listen to the Good Cha Podcast by Deepa Crash, who also thankfully moderated our Q&A! Follow her podcast to hear the whole thing.
- Taz is volunteering with Bay Area Solidarity Summer in Oakland. Check them out here!
- Thanks to the Asian American Writers Workshop for hosting our show - learn more about them here!
Zahra's Muslim Funny
This past week the #GoodMuslimBadMuslim team was on the road for the Muslim Funny Fest in New York City. The festival was great - there were some amazing comedians that had us laughing and cringing. Our very own Zahra did an awesome set on the second day of the festival - and you can check it out right here. Watch, laugh, enjoy! Thanks to the organizers of the event for creating a much needed space.
And stay tuned for our New YorK City podcast which will be uploaded very very soon!
Zahra and Taz Take on the Big Apple
Zahra and Taz are coming to New York City, and we need you to LAUGH!
Join us at the Asian American Writers Workshop on Thursday, July 23rd at 7pm to be a part of the studio audience for the recording of Episode #7 of the #GoodMuslimBadMuslim podcast!
Facebook Event Page right here!
You are promised an evening of conversation and laughter as the quirky yet controversial duo of the #GoodMuslimBadMuslim podcast record a live show for their next episode from the heart of the Big Apple. Stay tuned as co-hosts Zahra Noorbakhsh and Taz Ahmed declare fatwas, creep Sharia and hand out Good Muslim awards. The show will be recorded. As is all of their conversations. Stick around for the Q&A Aftershow, moderated by Deepa Crash of the Good Cha Podcast. Co-sponsored by the Mipsterz - Muslim Hipsters, Muslim Writers Collective, Brown Girl Magazine, & South Asian Women's Creative Collective - SAWCC.
BONUS - if you want to laugh even MORE, catch Zahra doing standup at the Muslim Funny Fest on July 22nd! You can get tickets for the show right here at this link.
We Tell Everything to John Fugelsang
Back in May, Zahra and Taz had an awesome time getting interviewed by John Fugelsang and Frank Conniff for the SirusXM show Tell Me Everything. We weren't able to share the link - so instead, we're going to share the audio directly! Listen to the audio from the show right here - and thanks to the Tell Me Everything team for inviting us on!
Media Roundup: Summertime 2015
We've had an exciting time this summer! And an exciting time with media. Thank you so much to everyone that's been listening to our podcast, sharing it, covering it, and giving us some love. We read all of your emails and tweets, even if we don't respond. We love you, we really do.
Here's a summary of some of our funnest media hits this summer. We love talking to media. So if you are in the media, do hit us up! We would love to talk to you! And to follow the conversation, please be sure to use the hashtag #GoodMuslimBadMuslim!
006 - Ramadan of Stank Breath (with guest Saqib Keval)
The one where Taz is mistaken for a Reality TV Star, Zahra refuses to claim she's pregnant, and special guest Saqib gets free KFC. They all skip PE. Ramadan Mubarak!
Homework: Links for Episode 6
Ramadan Mubarak! We know how slow everything can get when it's hot outside and you are fasting long hours - so we're here to make it easy for you. Follow along to our latest episode with the following links!
- Our amazing podcast guest is Saqib Keval is from Oakland's The People's Kitchen. Follow the link for more information!
- The three of us met initially when working on the Totally Radical Muslims Zine together four years ago.
- Eating disorders can make Ramadan complicated. Check out this piece by Leanne Scorzoni on how to support loved ones with eating disorders during the month of Ramadan.
- Poetry-A-Day-For-Ramadan: the public online zine with poems daily for Ramadan 2015!
- Muslim prayer moves are just like yoga moves! Check out these five ways!
- Taz went to Ferguson and collaborated with the folks at Hands Up United.
- Gigi of Shahs of Sunset looks nothing like Taz.
- Muslim girls designed their own hijabi sports gear! Read more right here.